Entrepreneurial Apprentice

I understand that this form doesn't save my answers until I hit submit, so it might be prudent to type them another document then copy/paste over just in case I accidentally hit back or my browser crashes. * Got it Imma yolo it Are you really cool going down this apprentice path? The amount of learning we're gonna expect from you is going to be aggressive. Do you understand that we're gonna dunk your head in a bucket of water, and the only way you can breathe again is to drink all the water? * Do you foresee fitting in with our values? See them at JLSTradingCo.com/careers * We sell a lot of adult gag gift and prank products that some (my mother) might describe as "tasteless." Do you have any moral or ethical conflicts with the stuff at https://www.WittyYeti.com ? * What (approximate) region of the world are you in? * North America What is your preferred first name, if it's different from what you put on your application? If your name is one that an ignorant/stupid native English-speaker would have trouble pronouncing, how do you pronounce it? If it's obvious how to pronounce your name, you can skip this for sure. Relevant: https://vimeo.com/657265248/9156234262 How did you hear about this job (this is really helpful so we know where great candidates find us - just posting on my local bowling team's Facebook page hasn't been working out)? * We Work Remotely If you answered "Other" please tell us where you heard about this job. If we hired you, when would you be available to start? It's of course totally fine to need to give your current employer plenty of advance notice. * Please write as much as you like telling us about yourself. Your explicit goal is to sell us on why you are the best candidate for this job. Now is not the time to be humble. * What most appeals to you about this job? * What is your educational background? * If you haven't mentioned it already, what is the most entrepreneurial thing you've done? * What are some professional accomplishments that you are most proud of? * What's the hardest problem you've solved? * If you haven't covered it already, what makes you special? * What question could we ask that would quickly reveal to us how awesome you are? Please write down the question and also its answer. * What is someone really buying when they buy this product? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072L38SGT * Please describe a time where you changed something (a process or procedure perhaps) at work (or similar) that led to increased efficiency, general happiness or an increase in productivity. * Do you use the Inbox Zero method? Why or why not? * What internet browser do you primarily use? * I use my phone mostly What are some of your big goals in life? * What are 4-5 adjectives that you think best describe your personality? * What is the most recent thing you have taught yourself how to do? * How many non-fiction books have you read in the last 12 months? * What is the last non-fiction book (or course) you read/took that struck you as a value-add and why? * What is the last thing you did to make your life easier? * Is there anything else you would like us to know about you?